January 8, 2012 § 1 Comment
You know, the white candy stick of yummy goodness you dipped repeatedly into what suspiciously looked like colored sugar? Well it appears that candy is all grown up now.
Last night my friend Kara and I went to dinner and after we were finished, she handed me a package of Fun Dip and instructed me to read the back of the package…outloud. By the time I finished I was blushing like a school girl and laughing so hard I nearly snorted water out my nose. The diners around us looked a bit irritated and I felt like I had just read an excerpt from Penthouse Forum!
We laughed ourselves out, and I left, promising Ms. Kara I would immortalize the experience in writing. I could hardly wait to get home and open up my own personal package of Cherry Yum Diddly Dip!
And because I’m nice…I thought I would share the message that Willy himself puts on every package!
Greetings to you from Willy Wonka himself. Tremendous things are in store for you! Many tasty treats await you! Inside this scrumdiddlyumptious package you will find mystic and marvelous surprises that will entrance, intrigue and delight you beyond measure. So don’t just stand there with your mouth open…go on. Feed your imagination.
Note to self…maybe I should consider working at Willy’s place my dream job.